Weyrlings

JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY - We have no time to train you.

CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE - We don't pay enough to expect that
you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear
earrings.

MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED - You'll be six months behind
schedule on your first day.

SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED - Some time each night and some time
each weekend.

DUTIES WILL VARY - Anyone in the office can boss you around.

MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL - We have no quality control.

CAREER-MINDED - Female applicants must be childless (and
remain that way).

NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE - We've filled the job; our call for
resumes is just a legal formality.

SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE -
You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST - You're walking into a
company in perpetual chaos.

REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS - You'll have the
responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - Management communicates, you
listen, figure out what they want and do it.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could
simply press :
'Ctrl Alt Delete' ...and start all over

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.

Some people are like Slinkies. not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.??

Just to let you know that here in the UK it is 4:40 PM or 16:40 hrs

Ohh cool a spell checker. I do hope it knows the 'local' way of spelling things. LOL

I tried the new time and date change button. Hey, double cool, I am now publishing tomorrow. Yup, check the date it is 12 hours in advance of the current time. ENJOY

The Rhine river is at its lowest level in over 100 years of record keeping. The reduction of water flowing down the river has ships in a quandry when they are unable to reach the docks. Rocks, gravel and litter have been exposed as the water withdraws.

Now we are able to see what the litter louts have been doing with their cans, bottles etc. I wonder if the local town and city governers are taking this rare oppertunity to clean up the garbage and repair the waterway edges? With the water at a low point is this a good time to get to the flood defences and reinforce them for the winter floods?

"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic!"

- Author Unknown -

There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds in the sky, and the temperature was just right.

The preacher was in a quandary as to what to do, and shortly, the urge to play golf overcame him. He called an assistant to tell him that he was sick and could not do church, packed the car up, and drove three hours to a golf course where no one would recognize him. Happily, he began to play the course.

An angel up above was watching the preacher and was quite perturbed. He went to God and said, "Look at the preacher. He should be punished for what he is doing." God nodded in agreement. The preacher teed up on the first hole. He swung at the ball, and it sailed effortlessly through the air and landed right in the cup three hundred and fifty yards away. A picture perfect hole-in-one. He was amazed and excited.

The angel was a little shocked. He turned to God and said, "Begging Your pardon, but I thought you were going to punish him?!"

God smiled. "Think about it -- who can he tell?"